Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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