I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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