how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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