You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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