I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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