I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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