the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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