this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
