ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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