My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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