all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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