The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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