It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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