I heard we made out
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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