my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i now understand why vodka
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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