also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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