he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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