doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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