Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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