Having a random hookup so left but love u
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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