K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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