Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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