Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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