i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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