i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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