We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The feeling are messing with the penis
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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