guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You've changed since you got that strap on
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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