ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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