Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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