I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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