some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think I just sharted jello shots
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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