Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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