Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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