Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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