we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?