Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(434): View more from Virginia

So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.

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(806): View more from Texas

He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.

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(702): View more from Nevada

he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂

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