Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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