So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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