You're so nebulous sometimes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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