So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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