I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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