rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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