i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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