Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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