matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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