You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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