I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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