I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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