I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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