so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Randomize
