the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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