I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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