I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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