His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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