Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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